By Chris Takahashi | Staff Writer
Forget the Myers-Briggs test or Rorschach inkblot test in determining your personality type. Too many subjective questions for the former, and too much agony for the latter (“Are those droopy elephant ears or butterfly wings? How does this even relate to my personality?”). Let’s simplify the process with something we all can agree upon: eating poke. But then, there’s sound logic behind the poke personality test as no two poke are alike. Everyone has their favorite, and with that, a corresponding personality type. Let’s dive in, shall we?
1) Shoyu Ahi Poke
You consider yourself to be of high moral fiber. Action-oriented and persuasive, you enjoy taking the lead on projects and have a competitive drive. At times you may appear smug, but that’s often just mistaken for overbearing confidence. You have strong opinions about the world and share a “work hard, play hard” mentality. You most likely enjoy the finer things in life.
2) Limu Ahi Poke
You’re cool as a cucumber under pressure and seemingly always laid-back. Your friends can always rely on you to help them out in a pinch. Although sometimes absent-minded, nobody doubts your loyalty and commitment. When it comes to challenges of endurance, you’ll most likely stand out amongst the crowd.
3) California Roll Ahi Poke
You’re a natural born storyteller and always captivating your audience with witty banter. You’re a dreamer and an innovator, but sometimes fall victim to laziness. Despite this, you’re always up to the challenge and love a good adventure. You have no trouble expressing your creativity. Likely to charm your way out of trouble.
4) Shrimp Garlic Poke
You are an enigma – private in personal matters and unorthodox in public matters. Likewise, there’s something unique and captivating about you, especially your lifestyle or life philosophy. You seek out the path untaken, and blaze a new trail in its path. There’s a high probability that you are on the forefront of the latest fashion trend without even knowing it.
5) Pipikaula Poke
It’s indisputable that you have a natural streak of independence. You’re authentic and the real deal, and for that, your peers revere you. Often bold, sometimes rigid, but always dependable. You conduct yourself in a manner that is both good-natured and dignified. Naturally, you show grit in the face of adversity.
6) Tako Poke
There’s more than meets the eye when it comes to your true persona. Humility, respect, and compassion guide your inner feelings and actions. You’re the nurturing type and feel most comfortable when others around you are at ease. Naturally you’re a good samaritan and always wish to help others in need. If you act impractically it is only because you intend to place the needs of someone else before yours. Otherwise your emotional intelligence is high.
7) Salmon Poke
You’re worldly and have strong opinions on matters about which you care deeply. There’s a sense of pride that comes with being an expert on a particular subject. It’s natural for you to travel widely and you make diverse acquaintances easily. Idealism may come with a price as you may be a bit of a perfectionist.